So about twenty minutes ago I found myself in a really awkward situation, which now that I think about, I find myself in a lot. I go running every night (yes, let's take a moment and praise me) and I listen to the same song when I run the entire 45 minutes ("45 minutes? Wow Shelby. Seriously you'll be a VS model in no time" "What? Oh, stop."). It just pumps me up, you know? And no matter how many times I listen to it it never gets old. And I listen to it in the car, and when i'm home alone, in my room, all the time. It's my song. My "jaaam". And no i'm not sharing this song with you because a) it's my song and i'm really selfish and b) the artist who sings it isn't super popular and, because i'm super popular (what is my problem? haha), if I share the name then I won't be able to listen to him without being like "wow, everyone likes him this sucks". You know? Ok, anyways. So i'm running right? And i'm totally into it and into the song that I don't even realize that i'm singing and dancing, like... in public. Until I walk, well, dance, past a couple that was also running. Umm... How long was I dancing? And how many times do I do this? Every time I run? You guys. Be aware of yourself when you're running please, because it was so embarrassing. Who knows how many cute boys drove by me, or who i ran past? Who heard me singing? Aye.
So even though I do object to dancing in public.. on the streets, I think dancing in your car or singing in your car is 100% okay. I do it all the time even when i'm aware of it. I love seeing people sing and dance in their car, it's the happiest thing! And you only have to see it for a few seconds. It's not like you're some show on the side of the road. So go for it.
More tips to keep you from committing social suicide/ embarrassing yourself:
Never ever ever ever ever..... ever lie to your church leaders. I'm not kidding you, I don't know how they do it, but in the four years i've been in young womens it's stumped me. Every time i've ever called or texted my leaders telling them I won't be at church because i'm "sick" or "someone in my family is having a baby blessing" THEY ALWAYS CATCH ME. They come over to my house with their lesson handout, their candy and that look on their face like they know I lied. I don't know how, but they do. And the days when I really am sick they never show up. Ever. They have the hand of God on their side and they do not let you get away with a-ny-thing. And then you get punished by having to say the prayer the next week or something (which isnt a punishment... just saying...). Don't lie to higher power.
When I go to Subway I get jalepenos' on my sandwich, which I don't even know why because I always regret it for two reasons. 1- I can't pronounce the dang word and so I look like a moron, 2- they're hot as crap. So this one time I... went to subway. And I was working for my dad so I had to eat my sandwich and drive at the same time. Well... it was really hot so I just took the jalepenos' off and I didn't think anything of it. Well, not even 10 seconds later I decided to rub my eyes.
Worst idea of my life. I was completely blind. I was driving 65 miles per hour on the high way with burning eyes, completely blind. I had to get off at the first exit and pull over and wait for my burning eyes to go back to normal. Jalepenos are obviously not worth it. I'm getting frustrated just thinking about this story.
You are never alone. And you are especially not alone when you really think you're alone. Like, when you're at your house dancing with your music turned up really loud. Yeah... you're not alone then. I had the house cleaner walk in on me once while I was having my own dance party. She doesn't speak a lick of english either so as you can imagine things were very tense and awkward because I couldn't explain myself, or at least make up something to try and explain myself, like say I was doing zumba or something. I keep the doors locked all the time now.
Deny Justin Bieber at all costs. At least at first. I seriously cannot get over this one. My first day of sophomore year, my math teacher wanted to play this game where she put pictures on the smart board, and if you liked the picture she put up, you would stand up, if you didn't, you stayed sitting down. And... of course she put a picture of JB up. AND OF COURSE I STOOD UP WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT. After about 5 seconds I realized I was the only one in the entire class standing so I sat down and I don't even know who saw me stand up. But, ah come on Shelby for real?
And last, don't have brothers. Because whenever they see a boy that is anywhere within the vicinity of my age they like to yell at them "Hey! SHE'S SINGLE AND SHE THINKS YOU'RE CUTE!". So avoid having brothers at all costs because you'll never have a boyfriend.
Basically if you wan't a successful social life, just do everything I wouldn't do. If I would do it, then don't do it.
WWSD? (What wouldn't Shelby do?)
Just kidding i'm not all that bad guys